expensive shit


when u eat sometin good, delicious, expensive even sh-t. f u like it and yo wanna keep it as long as possible n ur -ss.
you have to call it expensive sh-t.
knocking da bathroom door
me: wtf who knockin da f-ckin door
my gf: yo n-gg- dats me
me:wat up wid ya?
her: wat cha doin?
me:i throwin my expensive sh-t
i throwin down $270.59 n da toilet
she said: ga da f-ck uraher, yo throwin muh money dat i paid 4 da dinna mothaf-ckah

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