expiration dating
to start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.
“i hear you started dating some new girl.”
“yeah, but she’s moving across the country in a month, so we’re planning on breaking up.”
“a little expiration dating, eh?”
1. when a relationship that turns long-distance goes on so long that unused condoms purchased at the beginning of the relationship have expired.
2. the act of inflicting this situation upon another person, esp. a man.
“are you still going out with giselle?”
“i dunno man, i still love her, but she’s been expiration-dating me for so long i had to throw out a whole box of durex!”
expiration dating
ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
– verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən ‘dā-tēŋ\
: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement’s expiration date
the contractor’s real friend: “so, what’s up with you and ‘ol girl?”
the contractor: “we’re kickin it. told her i’m leaving town after this contract, but she’s down for expiration dating till then.”
the contractor’s real friend: “d-mn, dude. i tried that sh-t with ‘ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms.”
(see ‘ol girl)
(see eufeminism)
being with someone despite knowing that you have to separate in the near future.
i hate expiration dating, but he’s so cute! i’ll just date him until i go to school in the fall.
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