Explainification
noun. cross between “explain” and “clarify”. an approach typically used by people who have been caught in a serious act of felony (or business fraud which is even worse, but is not considered a felony by most governments because it would turn too many rich people into criminals). by explainifying their deeds, those guys effectively disclose the sh-t that is in their minds.
george was asked by the senate on why he accused iraq of 9/11 and of possessing weapons of m-ss destruction. george explainified, and the world understood what was behind this war – little george’s addiction to oil. thank you for the explainification, george
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