Exploding Horny Teenager
a prep-b-scent male who undergoes a combustion process, due to excessive acc-mulated s-m-n and noxious gases (such as methane). studies show that holding in a fart while having blue b-lls causes such a phenomena to occur.
person a: holy sh-t, look at that girl’s -ss!
person b: ::explodes::
did you hear that after tommy held a fart in all day, susan came over and he exploded? he was one exploding h-rny teenager!
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