Exploding out of the closet
telling someone your a h-m-s-xual by shouting it at the top of your lungs
billie: so, yesterday becky ran up to me and shouted ‘i’m a lesbian’ at the top of her lungs
ruth: so you’re saying she’s exploding out of the closet?
billie: what?
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