exploratory wipe
the first wipe after dropping a duce. this wipe is necessary in order for determining if further wiping of the -ss is necessary. in rare instances of “the perfect sh-t,” only the exploratory wipe will be necessary.
jim: last night cody gambled and didn’t take an exploratory wipe.
steve: what happened?
jim: well, let’s just say he cr-pped out.
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