explosive colon
the most horrible illness known to man; having explosive colon means you will sh-t so much at such a rapid speed that you won’t even have time for a courtesy flush; known to leave toilets in ruins and causing entire sewage systems to fail; accompanied by severe -n-l pressure
one day i ate food at the school cafeteria. the next day i was in the bathroom and i had to sh-t sooo bad that i felt my colon burst into flames as feces blasted out of my burning -ss and decimated the toilet and most of the floor.
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what the ahs students have to look at on a random basis in the stall on the right in the upstairs boys bathroom; term used because the remains in the toilet looks like a colon was exploded with tnt and the r-ct-m was pointed at the toilet.
the explosive colon has returned and it looks more disgusting then ever
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