explosive jizz
an -j-c-l-t–n so glorious that when it occurs both of your t-st-cl-s will detonate with the force of a 50 megaton bomb
guy 1-“dude, what happened to your crotch?”
guy 2-“i was doing it with jenny and my b-lls exploded”
guy 1-“dude that’s the explosive j-zz, sorry for your nuts”
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