Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD)
h-llo. my name is taylor. i am the only person with e.s.d.
dont get too close to my -ss, or else you will catch on fire.
rip jimmy john & family.
im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my -ss and it caught you on fire.
e.s.d. is a very bad thing. it blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have -ss-less chaps.
its not fun at all!
it f-cking sucks t-ts! xd god kill me now.
explosive sh-t disorder (esd): have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? then you run to the toilet and unleash all h-ll? esd is ten times worse, you usually don’t make it to the toilet, it’s very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.
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