Expos

an advanced writing cl-ss, usually taken as a junior in highschool, that increases the procrastination rate and number of suicides each year. normally, expos would help prepare you for college writing, but in this case, the average junior will learn an average of .03 bytes of information and will learn well grammer and speling during the semester
cory: hey, what was your topic in expos?
jake: what?
cory: it’s due in like a week!
jake: oh, the term paper? what’s that?
cory: it’s the final paper that determines your final grade in the cl-ss.
jake: -hangs himself-
a place where enthusiasts and yuppies people go to sign up for junk mail advertising the latest of whatever. that and swipe samples or stuff. sometimes to hook up with a presenter for some “out of town fun”. also see convention whenever someone decides to define it.
monday morning in the breakroom:

scott: how you holding up from the expo?

bill:man my feet are still killing me!

scott: tell me about it. oh yeah, and i checked my email today. i got 379 spam, and it isn’t even 10 yet.

boss: i don’t pay you people to stand around drinking coffee! get back to work!
(ex po, expo) short for “exclamation point”. to put emphasis on a word or sentence by over-stressing the punctuation. to emphasize your statement in addition to voice inflections. must be used at the end of a sentence.
man, nikki’s hot. i would tap that ex-po!
refers to the ford expedition which is the largest full size -cl-ss suv along with its fraternal twin the lincoln navigator.
the ford expedition is a $38,000 luxury suv that is remarkably sp-cious and comes with great admenities.
the 98- 02” models are the same design essentially but the 03′ model is made lower to the ground, has larger tires and is slightly bigger.
my expo has a 320 hp engine.
an insult used to describe someone who gobbles down shlongs at any opportune moment, oftentimes completely randomly and in awkward places (such as, on the school bus, during you parents dinner party, while you’re performing at the talent show). however, the bj will always be extremely sloppy, to the point where it isn’t even enjoyable. your -rg-sm will be very unfullfilling.
‘ayo, i was performing in my mixed pairs figure skating compet-tion, and then in the middle, my partner pulled down my tights and gave me a sloppy bl-wj-b. i squirted on her face..but, i was really unfullfilled after.’

‘word, that b-tch was an expo’
expendition
when i went to the car show, i saw some expos
higt school