exsturbation
1. the act of engaging in a mental fantasy concerning maturbation resulting in accidental climax after having become ex-masturbatory (i.e. for lent, life, 5 minutes)
or more commonly…
2. the act of masterbating to the thought of an ex-lover (usually accompanied by tears of lonliness and often hatred)
2 1/2. or even masturbating with an ex-lover.
3. and finally masturbating an ex-lover.
(phone conversation involving exsturbation)
no i’m fine bill, i mean yeah, i think about her sometimes but… you know… its been a year now… yeah still a bit angry, i mean herpes doesn’t just clear up over night you know..! (nervous laugh) ha, ha-ha… (gaining in volime) yeah well i… i mean i exsturbated-all-over-her-f-cking-car yesterday…so yeah… feeling much better
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