extended adolescence
derogatory lifestyle description marrieds use for unmarrieds 25 years old or older.
mom: why don’t you give fred a chance?
mandy: mom, he’s 5 inches shorter than me and 15 years older.
mom: ugh, you’re so picky, you just want to keep enjoying your extended adolescence!
dad: did you see mary at the wedding last night?
cameron: yeah dad, hard to miss her!
dad: that’s not very nice! one day you’ll get over your extended adolescence, and you’re going to want to settle down with a nice girl!
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