Extenze
an infomercial airing between midnight and 6 a.m. apparently, the ad people at extenze think that anyone who stays up late thinks they have a small p-n-s. the infomercial itself is riddled with scripted dialogue with people who can barely speak english. if you happen to be bored while watching the infomercial, there’s definitely a girls gone wild commercial on a neighboring channel.
hey broseph, i have really low self-esteem so i jerk off to girls gone wild commercials after ordering extenze to increase the size of my microscopic p-n-s!
a pill that causes freakish and gargantuan erections.
after my man took extenze, his p-n-s was so large that when i saw it i laughed, and when i sat on it i cried.
bullsh-t in a pill
if you have short d-ck syndrome or merely have a small b-n-r extenze won’t do anything for you. if you’re a teen keep waiting to see how your d-ck genes play out. if you’re an adult you better have a high paying career or find the woman who don’t believe in fornicating.
something the male side of laurens male family is in dire need of.
laurens father: have you heard about extenze yet?
laurens grandpa: no what is it?
laurens father: the soloution to our “smallest problem”
extenze is a product of which turns you black from the inside out, thus resulting in extreme wiener enlargement. if taken for over 7 months one’s lips will begin to enlarge greatly and vocabulary will be shortened to 6 or 7 words, depending on whether you will be ordering original recipe or crispy. obesity is common, due to m-ss amount of sugary drinks required to be consumed. your bank account will dwindle down to nothing in a matter of days due to the many unpayed rent payments and/or druglord debts you end up in. another common side effect is dry mouth and irritabilty due to high levels of marijuana intake. it is advised not to take this product if you live in inner-cities where taxi-cabs are present, as this may tempt you to steal one or sixteen a night. please be aware of these side affects before taking extenze.
i got started on extenze four months ago and i’ve already gained mild thyroid glade swelling!
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