extext
any text message that is received from an ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, ex-husband, ex-wife, or even ex-friend.
it was really p-ssing amy off that john kept getting extext from sally requesting a “booty call”.
an undesirable, usually unwanted text from an ex-significant other. they usually come at inopportune times like when you are with your new significant other or when you are thinking to yourself about how annoying your ex happens to be.
“oh my god my ex, dustin just texted me and told me he still loved me. i hate getting ex-texts.”
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