extra gravity
when you get so drunk you cant crawl or move from sidewalks, yards, floors, and stairs.
billy 1-“look at hicktard he looks like he needs help he drank all our booze again.”
billy 2-“na f-ck him let him lay there until the extra gravity wears off.”
billy 1-“k lets check his pockets instead.”
billy 2-“good idea.”
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