Extra Smedium Tapout shirt
the size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. most time worn in conjunction with a d-bag haircut and an att-tude. but don’t be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent falcon punch, or a quick wit.
normal guy #1: dude, did you see that d-bag with the extra smedium tapout shirt?
normal guy #2: hahaha ya waht a tool. lolz!!
d-bag: what did you say f-g?
normal guy #1: look -ssclown just cause you wear an extra smedium tapout shirt don’t make you tough.
normal guy #2: falcon…….!!!!!!
normal guy #1: told you!!
normal guy #2: punch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
d-bag: ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!
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