extravawank
masturbation where the preparation time exceeds the actual event.
putting warm liver and kidneys in a jam jar.
ordering a s-x doll online.
bacon, flour, warm flannel in a pint gl-ss.
cutting a hole in a melon.
“i’ve just spent the last 4 hours preparing for an extravaw-nk.”
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