extravulvicular activity
cheating on your girlfriend.
guy1: dude, you didn’t sh-g what’s-her-t-ts last night, did you? if your girlfriend finds out, you’re dead meat.
guy2: what can i say? we were just having a few drinks, one thing led to another, and…yes, i guess i did engage in extravulvicular activity i’m probably going to regret.
guy1: was it worth it?
guy2: oh, h-ll yeah.
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