extreme pooping
the extreme sport of prolonging defication until it’s “knocking on heavens door.”
her: are you into sports?
him: yeah, i do extreme p–ping.
her: what is that?
him: it’s when you try and hold in your sh-t until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you sh-t your pants.
her: well that’s extreme, my hero!
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