eXtreme Restraints
extreme restraints is one of the biggest online retailers of bondage and kink gear. their reputation and customer base was built on their tendency to stock extremely niche fetish gear and s-x toys.
i was looking for (insert uncommon fetish toy here) and i eventually found it on extreme restraints (extremerestraints.com). the price was pretty good too. they also had a huge collection of (insert kinky category here).
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