extreme wanking
the art of masturbating till near climax. whereabouts you shout: “hey mum come here a minute!”. you then have the time it take till you mum arrives to finish jacking off and get cleaned up.
this is when you m-st-rb-t- in an unusual way.
you could be upside down at the time, using two elbows, your feet, sports equipment or rolling pins.
the purpose of extreme w-nking is to spice up your w-nk life
extreme w-nking example
the andre ag-ssi : double back hander
1. -ssume a seated position
2. point your legs to the heavens.
3. put your hands underneath your legs.
4. put both hands around your p-n-s.
5. enjoy!
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