eye bleach
a product used on the eyes when disturbing content, in line with internet rule 34, has been viewed and cleansing is necessary. steel wool may also be applied in severe cases.
“d-mn it, the image of it is burned into my eyes!”
“quick, use the eye bleach to remove”
fict-tious product mentioned when one views a horrible image online.
after viewing a horrible picture: please p-ss the eye bleach.
a fictional object that a person may refer to after witnessing something extremely unpleasant.
my grandpa just bent over and i saw curry. p-ss the eyebleach, please.
pictures of hot girls that are looked at when someone views a particularly disturbing picture, especially one that is made especially for rule 34
dude, this picture of a 500 pound naked chick with asparagus coming out of all holes is disgusting! i need some eye bleach!
term used when you see a film that’s so terrible, the only logical thing to do is pour bleach in your eyes in the hopes that it will cleanse your corneas.
“gigli” was such a terrible movie, i needed buckets of eye bleach after leaving the theater.
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