Eye Bumming


when a man’s eyes linger too long on a ladies bottom, he is said to be ‘eye b-mming’ her.
a lady walks past a man in the street, the man turns to check the ladies bottom out as she p-sses. the man is then ‘eye b-mming’ the lady, or violating her with his beady eyes, and can legitimately be referred to as a ‘eye b-mmer’ from then on. the unfortunate lady has been ‘eye b-mmed’

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