Eye candy corn
a man or woman who, from behind or at a distance, seems worth checking out; but upon closer inspection, is not very attractive at all.
from behind, he looked pretty hot. but, when he turned around, he was just eye candy corn.
i had the bartender send her a drink. then when i walked over i could see she was nothing but silicon and botox . talk about eye candy corn.
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