Eye Floaties
those little things you see in your eye and when you try to look at it it swims away!
they’re really just little particles of stuff that linger on your eye, making you think your hallucinating but it’s just dust or little floating objects that collided with your eyeb-lls.
man 1: i think i just saw a ghost
man 2: i didn’t see anything.
man 1: oh i just had eye floaties
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