eye gunk


when you wake up in the morning, if you have crusties in your eye that is “eye gunk”. tends to look a lot like boogers.
i woke up in the morning and had eye gunk, it looked a lot like boogers.
the nasty gooey sh-t that forms in your eyes. it grosses people the f-ck out. so if it’s up in your eye wipe it the f-ck off.
bob umm mary?

mary yes bob?

bob well umm you see the thing is.. .

mary omg bob don’t beat around the bush!

bob fine! b-tch you got some nasty f-ckin eye gunk goin on!

mary omg ewww!

bob f-ck.. thats grossin me out…

mary fml.

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