eye job
when someone licks your eye to the point of an extreme -rg-sm
hot girl: i want to give an eye job to ashton, but i think he’s too hot for me
or
“d-mn dude, she gave mad road eye. i couldnt really see while i was driving, but i didnt care because it felt soooo good!
a man takes his eyeball, and inserts it into the partners v-g-n-. he then goes on to roll it around until the female has an -rg-sm.
my girlfriend wanted to get kinky, so i gaver her and eyejob until her feet were shaking with pleasure.
to “skeet skeet” into ones eyes.
my girlfriend wanted a hot eyejob, so ‘eye’ gave one to her!
the act of making someone c-m by a mere look.
when my b-tch found out i´d been cheating on her with her sister, she gave me the best eye job ever.
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