Eye of the beholder


when someone sees you with the head of your p-n-s sticking out of your boxers.
guy 1: dude i got eye of the beholdered by my girlfriend yesterday!
guy 2: no way! what did she say?
guy 1: she stared at it, looked me up and down, and started cheering.

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