eye razor


when a man busts a load off and shoots directly into the eye of an unlucky female, causing an uncomfortable stinging sensation and/or blindness.
dude: “aagghhhh”

gianna: “you weren’t joking with that eye razor mother f-cker, i must have done something wrong to you in the past, geeezus”

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