Eye Wallpaper
that weird sh-t you see when you shut your eyes for a long time or you press your hands against your eyes
john: “oh sh-t dude dont do acid”
tom: “why the f-ck not this tab was expensive”
john: “ill teach you how to get the “eye wallpapers”
tom: “f-ck off” -swallows acid”
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