eye worms
those kind of brownish transparent things floating on your eye b-lls. if you focus on them they keep moving and you can never make one stay still. its like they are floating all around your eye for no reason but when you look in the mirror you cant see them. when you try to turn your head to follow them people think you are crazy and throw rocks at you.
i was following the eye worms around on my eye by turning my head and suddenly i was looking into the sun and now iam blind.
a picture or image that gets stuck in your head.
an image that you can’t forget.
that weird sticker i keep seeing everywhere is an eyeworm!
an image that sticks in your mind, and will not leave no matter how much you try. (this is the visual -n-log of earworm.)
an internet fable: sam’s most memorable eyeworm occurred when he stumbled across the two girls, one cup video. try as he might, he could not get the image out of his head.
moral: what has been seen cannot be unseen.
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