Eyearrhea
anything horrible to look at; but mostly bad tv.
e.g. reality tv or jersey sh-r-.
me: “ahhh gawd”
you: “what’s wrong”
me: “i was watching faux news and now i have eyearrhea!”
you: “uhgg go wipe your eyes off”
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