Eyebleed Section


the first rows in a movie theater, you know the ones you have to tilt your head back to see the movie, the ones you get if your late for a packed screening and are almost pointless for enjoying the movie, known for causing blurry vision and headaches. the opposite of the nosebleed section.
“hurry up, i am not sitting in the eyebleed section this time”

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