Eyelash Stash


a mustache grown by a man which consists of thin, long hairs above his upper lip. he never shaves it–it just looks like eyelashes. grody as f–k.
warning–female repellent
oh god! evan’s eyelash stash is so ratchet.

rachel, i can’t kiss him…he has an eyelash stash.

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