Eyemuffs
the act a young child or sensitive person does when something potentially crude or inappropriate is about to be shown. the specific action is simply covering the eyes to shield the lewdness.
dude: yo, check out these monkey brains between my legs?
dude’s unsuspecting girlfriend: what?
dude’s friend: you might want to eyem-ff it.
dude’s unsuspecting gf: eyem-ffs?
ewww gross… though they do really look like a monkey’s brain.
2 more definitions
similar to an earm-ff, but covering the eyes. used to protect young children from viewing unsuitable material.
person 1: check out this pic of b–bies.
person 2: eyem-ff your five year-old son first.
to cover one’s eyes, usually to prevent from seeing graphic material
cenk: we have pics of rihanna after her beating. eye m-ff the kids.
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