eyesexual
a person who prefers to choose a partner based on the preference they have of the shape and/or color of the other person’s eye(s). can be viewed as a shallow factor by others, but the eyes-xual person takes it as a very important factor in the future of their relationships.
i/ b/becky:i/ b/ omg, did you see that guy’s hazel eyes? so pretty.
i/ b/jen:i/ b/ yes, i did. he’s perfect.
i/ b/becky:i/ b/ what about that guy, the one with green eyes? you should totally hook up!
i/ b/jen:i/ b/ uh…no. you know i’m eyes-xual i already have mr. hazel eyes on my sights.
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