Ezer
1. a kid who talks about getting laid when he never has.
2. a adolescent that is a doppleganger with the childhood muppet kermit the frog.
3. the dental disease that they use as an example in dental school of someone that has an oversized tooth and is on the verge to be initially declared as a rabbit rather than a human.
4. the least interesting man in the world.
1. stop being such an ezer, we all know you stayed home on homecoming.
2. ladies tell guys they’d do anything as long as they do not appear to look like an ezer.
3. the dentist told my mom that i’m of an ezer unless i get surgery!
4. i’d go insane if i was an ezer.
1. (noun) much like the yeti and bigfoot, he is rumored to “not be harmless”
2. (verb) the act of pranking your ex girlfriend
bro 1: bro! that chica over there rejected me! she’s not allowed to date me!
bro 2: bro…you are an ezer!
after dumping silly putty on his exgirlfriend, the bro said “you just got ezer-ed…punk!”
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