ezra

a walking god on earth. meerly exists in society to pleasure the female population and to educate males as how to become men.
ezra:
similar to chuck norris but way better.
ezra is the kind of thing you always want around you.
ezra can make you happy.
ezra can lift your spirits with just looking at it.
person1: man, i am feeling so tired & just so discouraged lately..
person2: hm, i know just the thing!. try ezra!. it’ll make you feel happy, & like all is going well..

ezra is better than drugs.
man with a 10 inch p-n-s and m-ssive hands
a guy with huge hands is an ezra
ezra is the kind of person who has the ability to make you laugh no matter what the situation. speaking of laughs, ezra’s typically have a very unique laugh, that sometimes contains snorts.. but if you have ever heard it, you know it is quite adorable! ezra’s can be sensitive when it comes to their age, because he tends to be more mature, and hangs out with people older who pick on him for being “young”.. although, sometimes he has quite the colorful vocabulary! they also tend to get quite hyper, and occasionally have attention disorders.. but as long as they take their meds, they’re okay! be sure to hold onto your friendship with ezras, because it is quite difficult to find one like it!! also.. they also tend to like video games. varying from many consoles!
guy #1: hey dude, have you ever heard of terraria?
other guy: no, but ezra talks about it all the time, you should talk to him about it!
the coolest kid in school.
how would i know, i’m like the coolest guy in school.- ezra
ezra is the pseudonym for the inventor of a strategy to combat street crime. word has it, that it has become common custom of northern americans to pin flags to their backpacks in western countries to the point where it has become synonymous with a sign for pick-pockets so as to avoid the travellers, as they surely will carry exclusively traveller’s cheques with them. it has been speculated, that canadians use this trick as a means of self-defence from petty street crime following the example of their leader. notably, ezra also enjoy good soil-grown wine, the two-tiered, cohesive, federal parliamentary system of his country, and amateur czech p-rnography.

a peculiar trait of this species is a pavlov’s dog salivation reaction to the word “canada” which however if mentioned in a negative context may result in receiving bite marks and permanent scarring when it comes to debating with friends.

source: wikipedia
1. how many ezra’s can you count in the street? only one, who else would pin a canadian flag to their backpack!?
2. hey ezra, wanna exchange some money? oh no, they don’t take traveller’s cheques here!
1 pound sterling. from reference to ezra pound.
can you loan me an ezra or two, mate?

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