Ezzaculate
a word describing someone masturbating in the dark while crying. symptoms that show someone might be partic-p-ting in ezzaculation include but are not limited to listening to emo music.
“h-llo, my name is erin and i ezzaculate.”
“eww! i think that guy in the corner is ezzaculating!”
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