F.A.G.S.

fight against grenade spam. infinityward’s failed game trailer released shortly before modern warfare 2’s release. the trailer was soon taken down by infinityward because of the offensive acronym. in the trailer an animated philidelphia phillies pitcher cole hamels talks about “…something close to his heart, random grenades.” the trailers release was most likely a response to the call of duty community’s dislike of the fragmentation grenade (call of duty 4: modern warfare frags were thought by many to be “overpowered” due to their large blast radius. many players often “spammed 3 frags off sp-wn”) in the previous modern warfare. critics of the game trailer stated that the whole incident could have been avoided if the acronym had been changed to f.r.a.g.s. (fight relentlessly against grenade spam). the trailer can be found on video websites such as youtube (the trailer was removed from infinityward’s youtube page shortly after it’s release but is on other pages).
player 1: “hey did you see the new f.a.g.s. trailer for modern warfare 2?”
player 2: “some of it. they took the video down when it was halfway through loading. all i saw was some guy wearing a…” -ping, ping… boom!- “thats it!!! i’m done with these grenade spamming f-gs. i am definitely not getting modern warfare 2.”
player 1: “actually, if you watch the rest of it…” -player 2 is offline- “…of course.”
f.a.g.s. is an acronym for the fearless american gangster society. they are a street gang originally based out of illinois. they have been officially ranked the #1 toughest street gang, by other street gangs around the u.s.

the leader said they have beaten a lot of people up for making fun of their acronym.

despit their acronym, this gang has a tough repuatation as “the last white street gang,” as leader special k said.

although they only recruit white members they claim not to be racist. second is command, t-bone, said “there are no white street gangs unless you are a racist. we are not. most of the gangs in america are either black or hispanic. myself and special k felt there was a need for a gang for white males to feel safe.”

f.a.g.s. has been accused of many murders and accused with many

disappearences, but there have never found evidence to support these accusations.

in 2008, the f.b.i. performed a drug bust on leader special k’s house. they found nothing. special k filed for charges against the f.b.i., but dropped them a week later. in an interview he said, “you can’t sue the government. if i had, they may have found something in my house,” indicating the f.b.i. may have been planted drugs.
jim: “who are those guys?”

rick: “who?”

jim: “the white boys in those pink and yellow shirts.”

rick: “oh, that’s f.a.g.s.”

jim: “f-gs?!! what kind of name is that for a gang? ahahahahaha!!”

-turns around-

jim: “rick, where’d you go?
abbreviation- f-g -ss girl sasquatch
monette is a f.a.g.s.