F.T.S.J.
f-ck
that
sh-tty
job
when a person has had enough of an employer and cannot stand the same rut every day this can be shouted or txd after you quit or go a-wall from everyone.
itonya: i just let the larm go and said f.t.s.j.
becky: why the hel did you do that your gonna get fired.
itonya: depression and bi-polar disorder is a b-tch. not to mention, i have this guy on my -ss that is obssessed with his apperence and wants me to feel wrong so he doesn’t cry in his chereo’s and ramen noodles when the dumb -ss figures out he has feelings for me.
becky: wtf are you talking about?
itonya: jayliegh i hate the s.-.b. but it’s all i keep thinking about. i “work” at the place that we went to one time for frolacking. he took me on the hood of my car in the shipping/rec. dock. every time i walk to the entrance door i remember it. ficken sux anywho, we broke it off!
becky: oh, thats why you don’t wanna go <3 pains quit being a sop, tell him you love him still.
itonya: he knows, and uses it for destruction
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