F1 Celebration


an ‘f1 celebration’ is when one m-st-rb-t-s in front of one’s respective missus, and then proceeds to insert one’s finger into one’s j-ps eye the moment prior to -j-c-l-t–n. once in the appropriate position one continues to m-st-rb-t- and achieves a phenomenon that causes -j-c-l-t- to spray over one’s missus.

this is so called an f1 celebration because of the similar nature in which a winning racing driver sprays his colleagues and compet-tors with champagne.
joseph: i sprayed my missus like i won the grand prix championship last night.
george: how did you achieve this?
joseph: i used a technique called an ‘f1 celebration’
mohammed: yes, i have heard of such a technique before.
john: you must be highly skilled my friend.

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