Fabio Ochoa
the greatest man who has ever lived. fabio ochoa is the youngest of the 3 ochoa brothers of medellin, colombia who co-founded the medellin cartel along with pablo escobar and jose gacha. fabio was arrested on a bullsh-t cocaine trafficking charge in 1999 and extradited to the us in 2001. despite there being very little evidence against him he was convicted on the word of some snitches and sentenced to 30 years. fabio ochoa raised paso fino walking horses that were used for rejoneo (bullfighting on horseback) and was a rejoneador himself. a perfect gentleman and a model to emulate.
fabio ochoa is my hero, i would be honored to meet him.
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