Fabric softener kid


this term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little r-t-rd in public, while not offending them or the mother. the play on words is derived from the following:

fabric softner –> downy –> down syndrome –> r-t-rd.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a r-t-rd, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the f-ck your saying.
-” did you see that kid knocking over all those gl-sses in the vogue optical?”
-“yeah, either he’s got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid.”

Read Also:

  • Slow your log

    having to stop in the middle of taking a big dump because your mom makes you stop so she can go to work. hey, slow your log, i need to get ready for work , im late!!

  • cumit

    (noun): the vomit which enters a woman’s c-nt, presumably from another lover’s mouth, which then proceeds to curl into a wave and exit the c-nt; ie “c-nt-vomit” or c-mit. alternatives: pomit, vagomit this gal i was eating out gave me a j-pand job and now i got c-mit all over my good shirt–gosh darn!

  • cummorrhoea

    excessive flow of s-m-n at the end of a s-xual intercourse. is c-mmorrhoea indicative of virility?

  • Slurding

    to slurd is to go sledding while under the influence of hard spirited liquor. traditionally, bourbon whiskey is the liquor used to begin the drunken sledding off of the snowiest mountain tops and the steepest hills–on the most frigid of frigid winter days. slurding’s roots began with the famed bottle of aged 1939 ‘fighting c-ck’ […]

  • Cum sniffing dog

    a dog you can get that has been trained to sniff out c-m so you can tell if your girlfriend has been cheating on you. he’s got a c-m sniffing dog.


Disclaimer: Fabric softener kid definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.