FAC

friday after cl-ss at the university of iowa

a lot of colleges have “happy hour,” but fac is in a league of its own.

(pr-nounced f.a.c., not “fack”)
“i went to fac at spoco and played flippy cup.”

“i faced at dc’s and played quarters.”
(uw madison) friday after cl-ss
they’ve got fac drink specials at brothers
abrevaiation for ‘funny as cancer’. used for when someones said something that was supposed to be funny but really isnt.
“why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side”
“mate thats fac”
f.a.c. stands for friday afternoon chiefin’.
to smoke weed on a friday afternoon.
bob: what do you want to do today?
seymour: let’s f.a.c. today.
bob: h-ll yeah
stands for family and consumer science
oh man we have to go to facs again!
f-cking autocorrect … when your phone changes what you meant to say
me: i’ve got sticky c-m in my pocket
them: wtf?!?!
me: a stick of gum … fac
an abrieviation for the fish awareness corporization. this corporization stands up for innocent fish everywhere and discourages eating fish and anything bad regarding fish.
the f.a.c. mantra is “fish are friends, not food”
this is a message sponsored by the fish awareness corporization. (f.a.c.
person a-“hey jim,”
person b-“hey bob!”
person a-“have you heard of fish before?”
person b-“yeah, i eat them,”
person a-“what!?!?! fish are friends, not food. fish have rights!!!”
person b-“okay, i won’t eat them anymore”
person a-“i like fish.”
person b-“i like you and fish,”
person a-“oooh”
and remember- fish are friends, not food