Face Baster
a man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman’s face. usually of italian or puerto rican decent, these deviants are h-ll bent on “teaching b-tches a lesson.” this seminal baste l-st usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.
bimbo: that f-cking -sshole!
friend: what happened?
bimbo: i wouldn’t let him f-ck my -ss so he called me a b-tch and shot his load all over my face!
friend: f-cking face baster!
bimbo: yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.
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