Face Cookie


a punch to the face covered up as an offering of a baked good.

how to do it:
1. present the dirty b-st-rd a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.

2.crumple up cookie and punch the poor s.-.b. in the face.

3. unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim’s face in a downward motion.
that jerkface joe p-ssed me off royally yesterday. he’s in need of a face cookie!

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