Face Crap
another term lazy punkish scene kids use for their make up. originated randomly one day from the mouth of a girl who did not want to sound too girly. most people may find it rather disgusting, but it’s all in the att-tude.
i gotta go wash my face cr-p off now. ttyl.
what facebook should be called.
joe: hy y u no go facebook
smart person: lolfacecr-p
joe: ewww not my friend anymore
1. (n.) what my cat left waiting for me to step in as i entered into my dark bedroom; solid to semi-solid regurgitation.
2. (n.) the verbal projections of an -ssface or -ssmouth.
3. (v.) the process of regurgitating said cr-p (-ed, -ing).
“ugh! what the…”
-flip lightswitch-
“dammit liger, couldn’t you find a better place to face cr-p!”
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