Face crickets


face crickets : that strange facebook phenomenon which happens when you post the best, the funniest, the saddest, or the most profound status update ever, and receive no likes, no share, no comments and only “face crickets” .
i announced my engagement on facebook today, and got nothing but face crickets.

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