face-eaters
a pair of over-sized trendy sungl-sses, usually sported by scene kids.
scene girl #1: like, rawwrr! let’s go to the br00tal show.
scene boy that looks like a scene girl: i’m going to show off my face-eaters and look fierce.
a person who sucks the energy out of another, usually will find a person with a problem or a tragedy, get them to tell the story and (then) suck the life out of them. face eaters are easy to spot…the person who seems to be listening intently to someone telling a personal story, but they are staring at the persons mouth (as if to suck the words out) and they are standing way, way too close to the person speaking
hey, sally broke up with her boyfriend and is telling her friend whitney over there in the corner. g-d! could whitney be standing any closer to sally? whats wrong with sally’s face? what a f-ckin face eater that whitney is!! she’s swelling up like a d-mn puffer fish!
a person who eats faces frequently such as at the g-unit partys and enjoys it. we like to call the disease they have “excessive compulsive face eating”
i hate you? chris cause you are such as face eater.x4
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